Monday, January 31, 2011

Real Housewives of Atlanta (The Bride and The Doom)

OK, first off somebody please teach Phaedra how to support her baby's head. I was so worried that baby's head was going to fall back when she was holding him because she never put her hand behind his head.

I am by no means a fan of Sheree's "acting", but when "China" (Terri J. Vaughn) from the movie Friday  begins to berate her in the most irrate tone I've ever heard from anyone including a Director, I have to say something. Get a grip Black woman, all that attitude was not necessary to make your point. You could've very easily and cordially explained what you needed without all the hostility!

A lot of those women had major attitude, especially the big, fat chick with the double chin sitting at the table. I could tell by the look on her face when Sheree walked in that this was not going to be a fun audition.

Note to Cynthia: anytime my moma had to come by and drop off a check for my wedding, that would be a clear sign that this is NOT the time to be exchanging vows.

Now, I know I'm a GD at heart but even the average chick should know if the man you are marrying cannot afford to cover the cost of the wedding, has just shut down his only means of income and I'm having to beg, borrow and show booty to cover the costs...it's best to just wait. Afterall, where's he going??

I have always said Kim was tacky and straight out of the Hillbilly trailer park, but bringing your own wine to the wedding?? Somebody give this chick an etiquette class!!...

And why the hell was Cynthias' sister crying even before the wedding began? Is it because Peter is officially making the dick OFF LIMITS!?
 She just seemed a bit too emotional over this marriage ceremony.
 
Cynthia looked gorgeous in her couture wedding gown and her make up was flawless! I sure hope that once they get settled as a couple Peter will get back to hard hustling and making money.

Sunday, January 30, 2011

Real Housewives of Atlanta (Floridon't episode)

I cannot believe NeNe's ghetto ass had the nerve to tell Kim who she could invite to HER own friends' house!! Are you kidding me?? When I first watched her going off on the bus I truly believed that the show had made arrangements for the girls to stay in a villa or something and NeNe was upset that Kim was infringing on their prior arrangements by inviting Sweetie (her assistant). But to find out that the house they are staying in belongs to Kims' friend made me think somebody really needs to beat NeNe's ass, but good!

And when she (NeNe) had the nerve to invite her friend Diana to the villa I almost burst through the television. She had raised hell about this being a "housewives" weekend but did the opposite of what she wanted everyone else to do. She is truly a piece of work-like the Watts Towers!

Note to her friend Diana, when you are invited to someone else's house you don't pick a fight with that persons' friend, like you did with Kim. Lower the dosage on those steroids Rambo. Birds of a feather flock together and Diana and NeNe are two tacky ass buzzards!

Thank goodness that Lawrence showed up and added some laughter and fun to those sourfaces, otherwise it just would've been nothing but drama, arguments and tears. He was so on point when he imitated Kandi, I damn near fell out my seat!!

Thursday, January 27, 2011

Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills Reunion Tonight

Tonights' Reunion show of the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills was mild compared to what I expected it to be based on the season finale.  I must say there were some things that were brought to light that I was not aware of like Kyle being the catalyst for Camille joining the cast.  I also didn't know that initially Camille did not want to be on the show but at her then husbands' urging she joined the cast.

Recap of the show: Kim Richards made some very valid points regarding Taylor threatening physical violence to her by telling her she would "take her outside and put some Oklahoma on her", when she claims to be a victim of domestic violence. Taylor lied and said that she doesn't know what that term means even though she's the one that said it. What a rubber lipped, trouble-making, lying bitch. I was hoping Kim would get up and pull on those stupid lips of hers.

Camille Grammer backed off the statement that Kyle Richards is jealous of her but in reality she knows it's true and Kyle proved it in one of the episodes at the pool when Camille was wearing a bikini and Kyle couldn't wear one. She just sat there and made catty comments about how Camille was showing off. How can a woman be showing off wearing a bikini at a pool party?

I love Adrienne Maloof, she just has an air of calm about her that I dig. She has a composure that usually guys possess. It's kind of like I'm too cool for all this drama, I'm aware it's going on around me, I'm irritated by it, but I'm too cool to let it affect me.  Love her.

Lisa Vanderpump is a straight shooter and basically says whatever she thinks and feels. I am the same way, so I love that.

I really like Kim Richards but I truly wish she had a bigger backbone. She allows Kyle, Taylor, Lisa, whomever, to just talk her down to silence. I find that to be weak and I feel bad for her. I wish I could be her friend...if for nothing other than to protect her from her bully sister and associates. But I must say....

I can't wait for Part II of the Reunion!!

Tuesday, January 25, 2011

Real Housewives of Beverly Hills

When most people were revering Kyle as some type of goddess I knew she was nothing more than a trouble making bitch.  And while most people were dogging Camille for having four nannies for her two children, I never missed how Kyle treated her sister Kim. She is always yelling at her and telling her how she doesn't have her back, as if they are in high school!!

Funny thing is when Kim has gotten into arguments with Taylor, Kyle did not intervene or "have Kims' back". She's such a wretched witch.  I hope that most of you Kyle Richards loyalists have now seen her true colors in this seasons' finale. Her sister Kim did nothing to provoke such an attack and thank goodness Adrienne Maloof was there to intervene.

Kim may have a drinking problem, I spotted that in the beginning of my watching the show. But you don't bully someone that you know, for whatever reason, is weaker than you.

Bad Girls Club (Ashley) Season 6

She was by far the prettiest girl in the house and it appears that if you are the prettiest girl in the house, at least the last couple of seasons, then your stay will be no longer than two days.  Last season it was Morgan and now it may be Ashley.

All I have to say about that is don't name your show the Bad Girls Club, encourage the girls to do underhanded things to each other like destroy each others' property, pour water on each other, etc. and then expect them not to fight. What kind of ridiculousness is that??

I like a house full of pretty girls that have an edge and lately it's just been a house of not so pretty girls that squawk at each other all day.

I'm almost over this show.